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Posted by TheMiamiDeSantos - 2 weeks ago


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lol

"speak" ("fala" in portuguese) is a way to greet someone

"face" (cara) is a slang for "dude"

"beauty?" (beleza?) is a way to ask if someone or something is doing good

"and there" (e aí) a way to greet someone

"jewel" (joía) a way to say something is good, fine or alright

"old" (velho) it's kinda like how you gringos use "dude" or "man". Back at my time it was a thug slang, my mom hated that slang, nowadays this slang got pretty normal here in brazil, but even to today if you use "old" to an actual older person they may don't like it


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Posted by TheMiamiDeSantos - 1 month ago


yo hello, so i was wandering around youtube (without an account since i can't have one anymore lol) and i found the chinese sailor moon bootleg


i'm known to some by the brazilian sailor moon bootleg, so since brazil, russia, india, china and south africa are the big commie 5s i'm gonna help share the chinese sailor moon bootleg



i have learned with this video that the chineses doesn't care too much about using the right pronouns thing


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Posted by TheMiamiDeSantos - April 23rd, 2025


yo hello, it's been some time and here i come with bald news, the miami de santos is officially getting bald!


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brazilian public health care has an option to help you with baldness, so soon i will start this quest and tell you guys if brazilian public health can cure baldness, until then, say good night to the bald guy



also new ghost song rocks, i loved it


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Posted by TheMiamiDeSantos - March 8th, 2025


yo hello, today is a sad day, i will always remember March, 8 as the day we received the sad news that Akira Toriyama passed away, it's been an year since then. A legend dies, but it's legacy will be echoing through eternity, R.I.P.


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Posted by TheMiamiDeSantos - February 27th, 2025


yo hello, so recently finally someone did a video talking about one of my animations and then that video got 28k of views and my videos got about some k's of views as well and then one of my brazilian friends did say "yo miami, why don't you try to get youtube monetization?" i was almost sure i couldn't get it but i decided to try anyway and guess what, it worked!

maybe that's a good opportunity for one of you gringos do a "BIZARRE BRAZILIAN ANIME DON'T WATCH THAT STUFF" video or something, maybe youtube algorithm will be kind with you too


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now you can be an official eofs sponsor, the cheapest option was R$1,99 ($1 = >R$5, so if you become a miami sponsor brazil will be owing you money! it's basic math since R$1,99 = <$1)


also thank you guys for the 800 fans, but those fans that did complete 800 were brazilian people that don't use their ng account too much, probably were looking for uncensored eofs


for those that didn't watch yet that's the animation that did give eofs some highlight:



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Posted by TheMiamiDeSantos - January 10th, 2025


yo, hello, so i did release the newest old eofs ep, new old because it's new for you guys, but old for me, since i did it back in late 2019 early 2020, decided to finish and release it so it won't take so long between one eofs ep and another (last one was 5 months ago)


Here is the new old ep:


but i don't recommend it that much, it's more if you're an eofs veteran, if you're new to eofs watch this one that is better instead:


i was going to make this newspost earlier but i have been busy as shix today, i'm making it now at the pizza parlor



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Posted by TheMiamiDeSantos - January 2nd, 2025


yo, hello, so i was watching hentai then noticed mostly of them hentais sex animations are a looped animation then the cam moving, then i thought "there must be a way to do that in flash cs3", then i did google and found "vcam plugin", then installed it and ting then made a test animation to see how it works, and guess what, it worked fine just like the hentais, but there was a little problem, when exporting png sequence (animator ting) the vcam effect was not there, just the normal cave man animation. Then i did search a little bit more and found out newgrounds has that "Swivel" software that converts swf into mp4 in a very efficent and simple way, now i love newgrounds even more


Before that i made the cam effects with brute force, every frame manually lol, by which made me avoid cam effects the max i could, now eofs can have fancy cam effects, once again thanks newgrounds, love you forever



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Posted by TheMiamiDeSantos - December 31st, 2024


yo, so as some of you guys know i don't celebrate such things as new year, xmas, birthdays, mother's day, etc, etc


but since many people are making posts like this i decided to do a quick one too


some of my friends did invite me to drink, eat, etc on those holydays, i tried to avoid the max i can, specially today and xmas, but i went to some, did drink and eat a lot


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me and a crackhead, looking like a kid happy taking a picture in disneyland with a guy dressed like mickey mouse. We were at the pizza parlor, drinking (a lot of) some beer during the last day of the pizza parlor 2024. I'm the one with the yellow shorts.

this guy is funny as shit and a nice person when not too high lol


I would like to make a special mention to @ShadenLines, @KhaosKitsune617 and @jthrash, the ones that did interact with me the most this year here at newgrounds, even though i have not been that much active here this year. I love you all so much


A special mention too to @Doggonnys, @NurmGuts, @DorkGamer, @CreamyLiquid764 (it's been so long he have not been here at ng), @Volpon (i will never forget you as one of the first guys to give a positive feedback for EOFS), @SerebetGM, @Finasty and others i don't want to bother them by pinging here. It's been sometime we have not interacted that much, i have not been so active here at ng nor at discord, but i love you all, you all have a special place in my heart


Would like to mention: @ShockAbe, @SuzumuOff, @AnarchBoy67, @Z-Saint-Box, @khicher, @Cuckachutheoily, we have met kinda recently but thank you for everything and thanks everyone else here at ng for the support and everything


new EOFS ep in january soon


I would like to thank you all for the positive feedback on the EOFS - Super Pitoca ep


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I would wish a happy new year and a merry 2025, but like i said i don't celebrate such things, and 2025 probably will be a hard year, but let's have faith and hope for the best (and do our best), anyway wish you all the best, God bless you all, hails from brazil


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i think it was the only pic i took of myself in 2024, the other ones were took by other people during those end of the year holydays



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Posted by TheMiamiDeSantos - November 30th, 2024


well, just an hypothetical live action i did based on a post a friend of mine did on facebook with his ocs and some actors for an hypothetical live action, so i decided to post it here too


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(this one only some brazilians will get lol)


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this one cuz i thought flatulette and ewa sonnet did kinda rhyme


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it was a little bit hard for me to remember the name of those women, i'm now way far from porn from i used to be, this gianna michales i did a porridge to her about 10+ years ago


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Posted by TheMiamiDeSantos - November 21st, 2024


so a friend of mine did show me this awesome animation:


and that's carcass like animation, awesome. But the carcass like animation is not the main key factor, i think the main key factor is that it's a parody of a well known show. Just making this newpost in order to archive it as note to myself, parodying pop stuff is on my plans (as well doing shorter animations)


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